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Bulge Volume Calculator

Bulge Volume Calculator: Tailored for Your Comfort

Measuring directions:

A = The Front seam from the top to the lowest point. B = The whole huggable circumference of the package.

A = The Front seam from the top to the lowest point.
B = The whole huggable circumference of the package.

Measurement Unit:



Measurement A:
Measurement B:

Our innovative Bulge Volume Calculator is designed to ensure that you find the perfect underwear with the perfect bulge. Here’s how it works:

  1. Simple Inputs, Complex Calculations: For best results wear a pair of your most comfortable underwear with the roomiest or best fitting pouch. Use a tailors tape or a piece of string and a ruler. Measure from the front seam to the lowest point where your boys hang. This is measurement A. Then measure the whole circumference as close to your body as possible. This will be measurement B. Don’t overestimate. Unfortunately the biggest error rate comes from us boys almost naturally adding extra centimeters here and there. These results are for you to find a perfect fit. Not a contest. 😉
  2. The Formula: For those interested in the mathematics behind it, here’s the formula we use: V = \frac{4}{3} \pi a b^2
    This formula estimates the volume based on the measurements provided.
  3. Fun, Not Scientific: While we’ve had our fun with Archimedes’ principle-like experiments to check our results, remember this isn’t a scientific method. The calculator gives an approximation, not an exact measurement, and there’s a margin of error.
  4. Guidance, Not Prescription: This tool is designed to guide you to the right category of our product range. It’s about making an educated guess for the best fit, rather than providing a precise measurement.
  5. Use our Bulge Volume Calculator for a hassle-free way to find comfortable and stylish underwear that fits your needs.

Still a bit lost? Maybe this video will help?

Experience the perfect blend of comfort and fit with our Bulge Volume Calculator, and discover underwear that truly understands you.

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